stay away if u a Freak

no formatting to this page because i am so serious right now. i am begging you to read this before interacting with me in any way. i think having a public list of your weaknesses is so foolish but modern day regular internet behaviour makes me want to rip my hair out so if you're a real one you'll heed my riddles three when you speak to me.

here is a list of reasons i might not follow you back or why i might block you:

• you're too horny. hi i'm erotophobic so if you follow me with an nsfw account or regularly post that kind of thing, i will not follow you back. i cannot stress enough that this includes sex jokes, innuendos, and even just casually using horny vocabulary in regular conversation. i cannot stand it my dudes. i mute a lot of nsfw-related words and if you make it hard to avoid those posts, i will unfollow you. sorry. and speaking of being erotophobic:


• do not flirt with me. do not flirt with me. do not flirt with me. this includes sex jokes. please for the love of god leave me alone. i'm asexual & aromantic and i will not date you or play along with those types of conversations. i promise i will never flirt with you. please do not mistake anything i say for flirting because it's NOT. i'm not interested and i never will be!!! sorry!!!!!!!!


• trans rights are human rights. my pronouns are they/them btw please remember that. i have better things to do than argue with you so you will get blocked instantly if you try to debate me on this. i Do Not Care About What You Think.


• tech bros log off. ai and crypto freaks begone.


• if you're right-wing in general you can just leave ok? sorry but i have not met a single right-wing person who has been worth talking to. centrists can probably leave too.


• if you're an adult who sexualizes underaged characters then go away. if i see this on your account i will instantly block you lol. also not super related but: if you are mean to real life minors then you are a dick. stop that. let kids live.


• your hater game is too strong. i'm sorry but if you base a decent amount of your online presence on hating a specific media or a fandom or you're someone who stirs up drama, i will not follow you. you pollute the vibes pal.


• don't call me a name i haven't given you permission to use. you can call me "yoshichao", "kiir", "totl", or a nickname based on those. if you see one of my mutuals using a different name for me, please do not start using it. i like having different groups of people refer to me by certain names, so please only use the names that i myself introduce myself to you with.

ya so if you're awesome and you're chill with all of the above, feel free to chat with me!!! i don't want to sound intimidating or like a party pooper i just want people to know what's up. :)